The best country in the world, seconded by Canada.
George: I went to Canada over summer vacation.

Tim: I went to Japan.

George: Damn it...
by SawronZXZ January 20, 2010
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Japan is a country which is known for anime. fucking anime. in the countryhumans fandon, which is full of nazis, they are normally a girl with firry ears and a tail. fuck anime and fuck their new year
person1: japan in ountryhumans is the best!
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by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 30, 2023
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A very strange, frightening country. Many dithering idiots may be under the impression that Sailormoon often prances down the streets of Tokyo, but this is a very simple and clear example of the word, bullshit.

In reality Japan is:
1.Filled with taboo porn. Rape, Incest, Fantasy(tentacles raping little girls and stuff), Bondage, Torture, Bukkake and Pedophilia are all genres of porn that are popular among Japanese people. While other adolescent teens from sexually normal countries are watching ,say, classical Jenna Jameson porn, note that Japanese teenagers will be thoroughly enjoying little girls being raped by green tentacles.
2.A country which has a high incest rate. In Japan, there is a frighteningly large amount of women with crossed eyes, or other deformities. This is often because their biological parents are related to each other. By related, I'm not talking about Roosevelt and his cousin, I'm talking about shit like brother and sister. This is not a racial slur, it is a hard fact based on newspaper articles and surveys.
3.Dangerous for women. It is said that Japanese women think it obvious that they should get groped in crowded ares. So, all women should stay away from crowded places before they get violated by some Japanese pervert*.
*A redundant term.
4.Overrated because of their stupid anime and video games. Anybody who tries to conform to Japan after being dazzled by their video games and anime should go fuck themselves. Especially those who are trying to get a Japanese citizenship and go live in Japan.
Idiot: Japan is sooooooo awesome. I think I'll go live in Japan.
Smart Kid: You dumbfuck...You deserve to be raped by tentacles.
by soesoe June 4, 2006
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A country that dominates the world in fuel efficient cars, television, computers, sushi and teppan tables. They fail to beat XBOX though in best video game system.

A country that America also nuked the shit out of.
Ya bro I gotta nuke today in COD, we nuked their shit like Japan.

Hahahah I know.
by lkjhgfdsajhgfd December 21, 2010
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1. Where people are nice,and digilent, has a great view, long history.
2. Where are alot of animations and comics are made. Mant of them I like. Princess Mononoke, Totoro, Avangelion, Rave, Bleach and etc..
3. Also place nextdoor neighbors hate for many unpleasant things in the past.(And a few in the present)
4. Rewrite school history textbooks about every bad things that happened in the past.
5. Giving a bad reputation to nearing countries because of their government.(Like the people, hate the government)
The Koreans who are dissin' Japan are mostly elementary kids who has a prejudice that everything about Japan is bad. So don't have bad feelings about it. I have been to Japan and everything was nice. If you don't talk about the govenment and the past, there's nothing to hate about each other.^^
by unknown September 8, 2003
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A shitty-ass fuckin' country. I've been there, and it sucks horse cock. The people all look the same, they obsess with american culture, and they have the most fucked up writing system ever. Also stupid, nerdy, retards here in North America love their retarded culture/pop culture.
Anime Dork: Teehee! Konichiwa!

Me: Hey, fucker, shut the hell up!

Anime Dork: Hey....Be nice, or i'll kill you w/ my samurai sword!

Me: Oh my fucking god, dude, anime isn't real. Japan sucks, and you suck for liking it, now go to hell.

Anime Dork: ok...
by Fuck_Japan May 12, 2007
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1) (n.) A country on a island just off of the coast of eastern Asia. The people of Japan are very open and caring people who enjoy good food (see wordramen/word, family values, technology, anime, and saki. Japan is known for having an extremely low violence rate, an amazing school system, and great culture.

2) (n.) The country of which wordanime/word is originated from.
Wow, Japan must be one of the best countries in the world!
by fraghappy November 7, 2003
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