Jack off January

Beat yo meat everyday 🅱 don't matter if that shit turn purple.we will hear fapping across the world for 1 month. Stock up on the lotion too

Almost Jack off January my dudes

by Big smokes November 9, 2017

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January 23

If you're born on this day (or any day in January) You're hot as fuck. If you're dating someone with this birthday do NOT let them go, ever.

Hey dude what's your girlfriend's birthday?
Oh it's January 23
Dude that's sick! I bet she's dope as fuck

by Jellybabh October 23, 2019

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This girl/boy is the most baddest bitch/rawest nigga out here. These people are loyal and will fight a bitch for her friends. They don’t play but keep in mind they might have anger issues. This person is not quiet. They acts like that around people they don’t fuck with. They don’t fight but if they have to they will beat the fuck out you. These people are goofy, smart, and talented. If you see this person then BITCH run you don’t want to test them.

Girl I heard he was born on January 10th I want his loyal ass.
OMG didn’t she beat yo ass up last year for messing with her best friend

by Coolvibescom October 18, 2019

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January 6, 2021

When a large dumb group of Trump Supporters Claimed Trump won the election and stormed the US capitol.

Person: It's not a week into 2021...
Person 2: So?
Person: The US already had a riot, it was January 6, 2021!
Person 2: Damn. That's sad.

by August403 February 19, 2021

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January 17

This is probably someones birthday. If it is, tell them happy birthday.

Me: Its January 17th

My friend: Happy birthday asshole.
Me: :)

by Luvmemes2009 October 21, 2019

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January 26

Whoever was born on January 26 us such a baddie who hates fake people,a lot of people consult to her/him because they trust them.Never mess with someone who was born on January 26.There so Niceee

Mom:Why you gotta be so rude?

Daughter: Um I was born on January 26 so get your facts straight women!

by Ursuchabiatch October 31, 2019

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