Jagoo

another word for SEX

just like "gimme that becky"

person 1: what you doing tonight?
person 2: im going to get some JAGOO tonite!
because no one says im going to get sum sex tonite? getting sum jagoo sounds better

by getsomejagoo October 29, 2010

Jagoonky

Ja-goon-kie

A derogatory word towards ones penis. said with a Ray Romano/ Kermit the Frog accent.

Mrs.Piggy will you please sit on my Jagoonky

by doobie Brothers March 7, 2009

Jahootie

The breast or breasts of an overweight woman which is/(are) extremely large in size and smelly in oder.

That sweaty fat chick has some wicked jahooties!

by Jahootie Crusher December 24, 2011

jaloon

An imbecile. Dumbass. A stupid person. Careless and clumsy.

Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?

by niceshirt May 13, 2015

Jacooties

The living organisms that thrive in the warm, wet, Petri dish-like conditions of a hot tub (especially communal tubs). In more favorable conditions, jacooties can actually be seen floating in the froth. DO NOT assume that skimming the froth will remove jacooties from the tub.

I'm not going in that hot tub. Andrew was in there last night with two skanks and now it's full of jacooties. Look, you can see them circling in the froth.

by AJPChicago September 22, 2011

jaboomboom

it means sexy time in the afternoon with your wife, while your child takes a nap.

I just had jaboomboom

by therealeword April 24, 2015

Jacooki

An erotic hot tub used for sexual pleasures

Keenen invited Kenzie to his jacooki to show her a good time ;)

by Sir__Awesome October 9, 2016