Jackelyn 

Someone that is really special and is a beautiful angel. If you ever find a Jackelyn, take care of her, love her, give her a lot of attention. She loves attention but don’t be a jerk and do something stupid that she’ll cry about. If you ever do find a Jackelyn, love her like you’ve never loved anyone before. Treat her with love and you’ll be happy.

Jackelyn is the best.

Jackelyn by Baby;) May 26, 2018

Jake Pauler 

Slang term for homosexual.

Jake pauler: Mom, can you buy me some jake paul merch?
Mom: What tf did you just say?!?
Jake pauler: I want some Jake paul merch bc he’s my favorite youtuber!
Mom: HANK! LOAD THE CAR, WE HAVE TO GO AND DROP BILLY OFF AT THE ORPHANAGE!!!!!

Jake Pauler by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma April 23, 2019

Jake Webber 

An amazing guy with a smile that brights up the whole world in a second.

Jake Webber is so cute

Jake Webber by Jake Webber Fan April 11, 2019

Salmo Dinner Jacket 

The regionally-famous SDJ is a plaid lumberjack shirt/jacket, named after the town of Salmo in the Kootenay region of British Columbia. While the SDJ is an archetypal 'Real Man's Jacket' and a classic piece of working man's attire (hence the Poor Man's Tuxedo theme), the term is intended to be an ironic mockumentary of the town of Salmo, (and indeed any equivalent 'no frills' town in North America) which is basic in the extreme. Salmo has also been referred to as an 'X-Files Town'...

He's so sophisticated, he wears a Salmo Dinner Jacket to formal occasions.

Salmo Dinner Jacket by TerminatorTim November 1, 2010

Puffer Jacket 

A coat that puffs out, particularly in sections of the coat. It is comprised of synthetic fibres, allowing the user to be insulated properly.

Also called quilted jackets (due to their quilted design), these jackets (specifically black variants) have since been popularised by roadmen. Any respectable roadman would wear their puffer jacket at all times, regardless of climate.

"A true Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket. It doesn't matter if it's on the beach, or in the Sahara desert, a Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket"

-- Memeulous

Puffer Jacket by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

jake english 

A precious character from Homestuck that did nothing wrong. Also ex boyfriend of Dirk Strider.

Jake English did nothing wrong.

jake english by The Voice of Night Vale May 1, 2016

Jake Webber 

Known for his vines and being Elton’s replacement in the Trap House. His brand is called ‘No Name’ but clearly he has a name, it’s Jake... from State Farm... at 3AM (I’m sorry I had to do that last part)

Fan: Hey have you heard of Jake Webber?
Obsessive Fan: Sorry I only know No Name

Jake Webber by Jaydenxx July 21, 2019