jammed my Glock

To upset or highly annoy

When you did that it really jammed my Glock bro.

by Bsdbdh January 27, 2023

Jammed up

Jammed up is when you are
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood

2.Worked up about something

3. Stuck in a pickle

4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel

Dude did you hear AARON Paul was Badly Jammed up last night, he got caught banging a 3

by Shimmaster69 August 8, 2024

Jammed Finger

The 2# worst pain of all time (next to stubbed toe). When you are playing football and the ball hits the end of your finger and pushes the finger in and sometimes breaks it.

James: Throw me the ball
Kyle: *throws it
James: ah fuck I got a jammed finger

by Skibidi toilet lover November 13, 2023

jammed up badly

Jammed up Badly, when you find yourself in a bad situation that makes you rethink your decision

Crocodile Shim blew some chicks back out Saturday night She got jammed up badly .

Mike Jammed up a family of 4 Badly it was a rough scene

The boys got jammed up badly on the shim’s last weekend on the bikes.

by Shim Shady March 27, 2024

jammed up badly

Jammed Up Badly when your in a bad situation that makes you rethink your decision that’s Jams you up

Crocodile Shim Blew That girls back out last night she got jammed up Badly

Buddy From Home Jammed Up a family of 4 Badly, it’s a rough scene

The Boys Got Jammed up badly on shim’s last night, they were ripping

by Shim Shady March 27, 2024

Jammed Pubes

When your pubes get caught in your zipper

I was trying these new jeans and got a bad case of the Jammed Pubes.

by BigConCon December 14, 2024

Pearl Jammed

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.

Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."

by JDMGio February 10, 2010