Jakobi

A man with a massive cock, like no other. A whales penis is nothing to a Jakobis.

All the girls say that Brendon is such a Jakobi.

by Ultralord69 September 23, 2016

Jacoby MccrayTM

A nigga who has a youtube channel @Jacoby MccrayTM and an Instagram @jacobymccray_

Random Girl: Is that Jacoby MccrayTM!
Jacoby MccrayTM: Uhhhhh.... NO!

by JJmob October 12, 2016

Jakob

Jakob is an amazing person. They aren't like your average person Jakobs are rare but once you have one in your life you'll want him in it forever. Jakobs tend to be tall, good looking, funny, kind, serious and all around a good guy. He tends to have a big ego but people know on the inside he is humble. Jakobs are normally skilled in every way and are perfectly tall. They aren't the most popular guy because Jakobs don't want that they would rather a medium group of reliable friends. They tend to have a friend called Libby with a last name of either Jones or Smith

Libby: see Jakob over there I see why I was so obsessed with him
friend: so do I look at how perfectly tall he is

by J-hooman August 21, 2019

Jakob

The Jakobs are very distinct to Jacobs. If you meet a Jakob, bow down and stab yourself in the face. Jakob stands out in a crowd, especially a crowd of invisible people :P Jakobs are good friends but get kind of out of hand sometimes. They have usually killed 5-10 people by the age of 13, and they are smart but act stupid. They are very nice and hot and when you meet them all you want is to sit there talking to them forever.

Wow, I wish I could go talk to that Jakob some more.

by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011

Jakob

G boy hussle hard. Playa gets All the bitches.

Jakob fucked my bitch again.

by todd ficket November 15, 2021

Jakob

He is a guy that will play with you even if u don't want to but you secretly like it and can warm your heart with his funny jokes. He is really funny and great.

"Holy Crap!"
"What"?
" that joke was really funny"
"Oh really who said it"?

"Oh it was Jakob"

by Fanny0900 February 5, 2017

Jakob

Yes my name is also Jakob. And I am very cool. So what does that tell you about Jakob?

Someone: What's up Jakob
Jakob: Nothing.

Only something a Jakob would say.

by TrustyMilk October 3, 2019