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jakey bakey

boii who thinks he is the shit, is practically a walking sausage. Paid a a chick for bragging rights. mum gets gang banged by bbc. he ate so much bacon that he turned into one and rolls with all the hard lads in gilford with a bus stop and a museum.
o jakey bakey you do nedd some more cakey
by gotchabitch1234567 October 15, 2020
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jakey Boehm

Jakey Boehm started his TikTok channel, where he posts interactive sleep content. His TikTok channel shared snippets of his live streams where he was sleeping. During sleeping, he has let his audience disrupt his sleeping schedule by giving them access to make Loud sounds, switching on Lights, and turning on bubble machines, inflatables, and smoke machines. Jakey Boehm was the first on the TikTok platform to allow users interactive control over a live stream using custom-coded scripts that detect gifts and stream data. He has more than 1 million followers on tiktok
Did you see jakey boehm sleep streaming on tiktok
by Clairebare January 31, 2023
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Jakey Classic

The act of fucking someone’s mom so hard her vagina bleeds, giving the illusion that she’s on her period, when in reality… it’s just jakey makin her ta-tas bounce and her goochie bleed
Wow! She just got the Jakey Classic!
by Jakey Classic December 7, 2021
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jakey penguin

A person who enjoys the 'odd tipple' and a white ring around the nostril from a certain tranquilizer powder.. whilst attempting to walk/dance around a festival/free party/rave in a straight line and simultaneously maintain a certain sense of decorum.

-often found amongst the rave scene of england and throughout europe. may be hard to spot without the right tools.
a 'munter' or jakey penguin enthusiast
by bristokristo July 15, 2010
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Jakey juice

All kind of liquids produced from Jake.
Jake you got your jakey juice on me.
by #1weirdo November 15, 2020
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Jakey Bear

An awesome cuddly guy named Jacob. He is sweet, romantic, passionate etc. This is a name your girlfriend gives you.
by jrawrzky April 22, 2011
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jakey shakes

A term used in Britain (mainly used in Scotland) When someone has had to much alcohol or drugs in their system they start to shake.
Harry: Did you hear how bad josh had the jakey shakes last night?

Alex: Bet it was bad.
Harry: oh aye, shaking like a leaf.
by Bramblebee February 8, 2022
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