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Jakey

A jakey is a boy that usuay goes for petite women, jakeys are also very much known to flex their valuables such as their airpods
Heck I just dropped my airpod, oh well guess I'll just buy a new pair
You're such a jakey
by AlphaShoulders August 4, 2019
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Jakey

Jakey is the type of person who always makes yourself feel better. Dwane Johnson is almost as cocky as Jakey. Also a huge Star Wars Lego nerd. Don’t let him have your toes.
Jakey: Can I crack your toes?
Toe: breaks in half
by Appaspappa November 25, 2021
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Jakey Benny

A buggy bug bug, likes to be referred to as Hanukkah Harry. Jake spends his free time in ms.g's class room studying code. He also enjoys to spend time down by retard row when playing Fortnite. #Bot #Anti #SundayFunday #Getscarried
I saw a random wild Jakey Benny down by the F-wingthis afternoon.
by Ccody0423 December 18, 2018
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Jakey

Jakey (Jake) is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s musically talented, he plays the drums and sings! He’s very intelligent but can be a bit stubborn. He’s loyal and kind, Jakey will stand by your side through it all!

If you find yourself a Jakey never let him go, he truly is one of a kind & will make an amazing husband someday!
“Look there’s Jakey”

“He’s the best, we love Jakey”

“Jakey is the best boyfriend in the world!”
by kittycatobsessed123 November 25, 2021
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Dis Jakey

Dis Jakey: Bass music DJs from southend on sea, UK

Dis Jakey is the bassy birth-child concieved by Gabriel de Souza And JOhn The Baptist.

Dis Jakey started after the two performed a Back to Back set at the sunrooms (southend) for a friends alternative night. When they realised that nobody was really feeling the indie/rock music before them, they mixed things up a bit by dropping a 2 hour bass heavy house and dubstep set. The reaction from the crowd instantly gave them the idea to start up a live project, thus, 'Dis Jakey' was born.

Dis Jakey combine the use of visual lighting with music to create an amazing live show, the use of midi contollers can allow live remixing and sampling.
aww man, was gurning off my tits last night when 'Dis Jakey' were playing!

heard that mash-up by 'Dis Jakey'?
by JOhn The Baptist UK July 6, 2009
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Jakey

If you know a Jaey, you're a very lucky person. He is always a great person to be around, will always put others infront of him and will make you look the best you can possibly be. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl. They're also one of the most competitive people you will ever meet, and, no doubt, they're already plotting how to go pro on that new (200th) hobby they've picked up. Smart? More like genius.
- Hey, you know that Jakey dude?

- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.
by StevenLeigh December 22, 2018
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Jakey Wakey

A term used for a person with a huge Gyatt
Dude that guys name must be Jakey Wakey cause look at the GYATT!
by Jakey Wakey with the big Cakey December 17, 2024
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