Owings Mills JV Lacrosse

Probably the best team ever to enter the Lacrosse World. Usualy the defence is ok, the attack is stellar, but the hilight of the team is the 3rd line midfield, do to their extensive good looks and overall flow.
They are most known for mackin on ladies after their game is over, and getting numbers. This usualy leads to a facebook friend request, the writing of on their walls, and subsequently never seeing them ever again.

Coach Jack: Owings Mills JV Lacrosse, will ONE of you come up to varsity?
Jake: No, my flow chop is too good!
Ben: No, I will start too many fights and manalyze the oposing team!
Tyler: No, I'm too busy gettin copp dome from emily.
Matt: Yes, because i hate ACTUALLY playing.

by OwingsMillsLaxer93 April 19, 2009

JV

A godlike person with a beard who is pretty good at maths. It is assumed that he consumes cocaine on a daily base, because of his incredible ability to calculate.

Ciro Fantazero: "Have you seen Stephens beard? He's so sexy.
Chromosomitsch: "Yeah, he's such a JV."

Stephen: "Can you follow me?"

by Elydeus January 17, 2022

Jv

Penis of a bulldog that has yet to be circumcised

Oh no, you look like Jv!

by betlogan June 8, 2022

JV

Jolly Villager; a person with a laid-back lifestyle which focuses mainly around drinking alcohol and taking rest.

Alex is such a JV

by DaBoi2022 June 10, 2023

JV

you’re all acting like a bunch of boomer geeks you realize that?

jv fuck you

by jveezus November 25, 2021

jv

it means just vibin

idk whut im doin, jv

by Tommy gregory June 4, 2020

JV Demon

someone with the skillset of a varsity player, who should’ve/could’ve made varsity but didnt.

they then went on to be a full time starter/player, being the JV MVP having the highest stats.

Elizabeth is a JV demon this year, why isn’t she on varsity?

by lizard locker February 21, 2025