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jesus jugs

Hands down the most perfect titties you've ever seen as if the hand of God himself cupped and blessed each knocker. Titties so perfect you can't help but yell "JEEESUS!" when you see them.
Christina Aguillera's got jesus jugs.
by David RRRRRRR February 28, 2009
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Dickens Cider Jugs

The finest quality around. Guaranteed to hit the spot. After having your Dickens Cider Jugs to relieve the urge, you wont ever again settle for anything less.
When Larry came home after a long, hard day at work, he told his girlfriend Tiffany that he needed his Dickens Cider Jugs to take his mind off the stress.
by Tony Rigatoni September 5, 2004
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pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs

A shorter sentence than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" which uses every letter in the alphabet, a pangram. First mentioned in Mark Dunn's book Ella Minnow Pea.

There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.
On wikipedia, they have a whole page devoted to pangrams. The only two that actually make any sense are "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" and "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Besides these, there are many others that are used my different companies to test fonts.
by eowyn_ut January 10, 2009
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big jugs

A pair of large, fleshy, spherical protrusions, found on the frontal area of a female's torso and containing milk-producing mammary glands.
Wendy was the dominant female in the group due to her big jugs.
by AlexAlex September 24, 2006
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C'Jugs

An exclamation made when one insults their friends concerning something sexual in nature, usually to do with how sluttly/easy they are to get into bed. Derived from the C-Cup size of a girl's "Jugs", or breasts. Due to the fact that everyone loves a girl with big boobs and the easy nature of said girls with C-Cups or bigger, one says C'Jugs (pronounced ka-jugs) to add to the insult just made for more emphasis.
A: That test was so easy.

B: Yeah, it was, like you. C'Jugs!

Or...

A: I would love a hot dog to put in my mouth right now.

B: That's nothing new for you, you're always putting meat in your mouth. C'Jugs!
by The Boobinators June 9, 2010
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thunder jugs

Admirably large breasts.
Excuse me, boys, here comes Thunder Jugs Sal. I just have to sit and stare for a while.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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skin jugs

A nice soft pair of breasts, just larger then one handful each.
Cool guy: Dude I totally got to palm Melanys skin jugs last night. They felt nice.
Cool guys friend: Dude that's my little sister.
by B-tubbington January 16, 2010
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