Jonathon

Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.

Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon

I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?

Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be

by MR_WhatsIt2Ya November 23, 2021

Jonathon

Jonathon loves AFL and he is very fucking skinny. He is white like a vampire and is super bloody tall. How does anyone get so tall *crying emoji insert here*

He's also gay ;)

"Bro that guy is sooooo skinny and tall!"
"Yea.. He must be a Jonathon"

by Yournanisyadad November 8, 2022

Jonathon

The true Jonathon

Subscribe to Jonathon's Paper SML Channel on YouTube. So Yeah

by An Astronomer February 27, 2023

Jonathon

The person who says "CHECK" after checking someone in a chess match 💀

Jonathon: "Check"
Jacob: "Why did you say that 💀"

by chessplayer1124 May 5, 2023

JonaTHON

An event exclusive to slower people who think they can run. Often given by coaches and team recommendations.

"hey have you seen the JonaTHON races yet?"
"yeah the new record of 1 hour was set, the 100 is really tough for some people"

by GreyPjamas April 8, 2024

Jonathon

A Very handsome boy that so mystery and appealing to other girls that find him so hot and Sweet that make other Girls drool all over him And want to be around him

Hey you heard of that new boy appear in school

Justin yeah that boy Jonathon I heard he from the wic called wickedtown at night

by Gotti_from_the_H October 6, 2025

Jonathon Jones

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything

tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'

by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 5, 2018