The jittery Jays

When you're in a 1v1 and you start to get hella nervous and start sweating like a f*cking useless faggot. You then start to deny the fact that you're sh*t at the game even after all your mates just saw you choke and took the fattest L of your life

I was in a 1v1 and got the jittery jays and i choked and took a fat L

by TheFatL September 24, 2016

Twitter Jitter

The adrenaline rush a person may receive while performing the perfect tweet. Shaking phone, rapid heart rate, and of course the jitters

Silas Snell explained to his wife, that his hands were shaking and felt dizzy due to twitter jitter. While tweeting to his 15 followers..

by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Dick Jitters

When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."

I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!

by Neptunium January 17, 2009

Shitter Jitters

A feeling of fright or uneasiness about defecating in a public or foreign bathroom.

Dave: Why is John so pale and nervous?

Walter: Oh, he just has a bad case of the Shitter Jitters because we're at a party and he has to drop a deuce.

by Silver Panther April 27, 2010

Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.

I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters

by Bish boy May 17, 2016

Cajun Jitterbug

A sex act where two men stand back to back while spreading their butt cheeks and simultaneously grinding their assholes together whilst also turning their heads and making out.

Sorry bro I'm having a herpes outbreak, looks like we're doing the Cajun Jitterbug tonight.

by RammyB September 17, 2020

jitter juice

Coffee. Because coffee usually contains caffiene it gives some people jitters.

When Fred woke up this morning he drank a cup of jitter juice to wake up.

We will be here all night, better brew up some jitter juice.

by barbamatt May 25, 2010