Jif

masturbating, jerking off, beating the meat

danm i’m horny i’m going to take a jif

by hnmma September 27, 2020

JIF

Simply the best peanut butter. Simply the best. There is nothing better. Anything else is terrible. JIF is love. JIF is life.

Daniel: Hey, are you making a PB&J?
Liam: Yeah, using some Skippy though.
Daniel: FUCK YOU USE JIF YOU FUCKING BITCH
Liam: It's not that deep bro
Daniel: IT'S JIF OF COURSE IT'S DEEP

by ifthisthenthat February 7, 2023

Jiffing

The act of tryna to get over on some one or to beed around the bush and sneakily get what you want; lying

Stop jiffing me around and tell me what you want already.

by BoDavey December 6, 2021

Jiffing

The sexual, and sensational, act of stuffing Jif peanut butter into your partner's holes then having sex in said hole. After the male climax's in the Jiffy filled hole, the male then proceeds in sucking out semen infused Jif and either can eat it or share with his partner.

Person 1: "Dude, after Jiffing with Jessica, my mouth tasted like peanut butter for a whole day!"
Person 2: "That's crazy that you two really Jiffed together. I really want to find someone willing to do some Jiffing."

by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

jif

peanut with out pea?

"ayo"
"my address is ..."
" my name is kyson anderson"
"jif"

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

JIF

An American peanut butter brand first introduced in 1956

Yo I just sent this funny "JIF"

by Sepia_ April 26, 2024