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Jalapeno Popper

A facial given by a Latino, preferably Mexican. Bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I love giving you head. Now I want you to give me a jalapeno popper," said Suzie.
by E-BombNYC May 15, 2008
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jalapeno slider

Giving someone a jalepeno slider consists of fucking them in the ass and then leaving in a slice of jalapeno. When they take an already painful post anal shit it will burn even more due to the jalapeno juice.
'what did you do with that ugly girl Cindy last night?"
"We had some kinky sex and then I gave her a jalapeno slider>'
"You are a cruel man"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008
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Holy Jalapeno Batman

A term used when anything is exceptionally crazy, intriguing, or spicy.
Holy Jalapeno Batman, that dude has man-boobs!
by speediesnail September 25, 2005
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Jalepeño Popper

Cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. It makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. It's basically like setting her vagina on fire.
John: Dude, last night I accidentally gave Emma a jalepeño popper.

Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!
by Clever Girl February 11, 2013
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jalapeno popper

A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.
All of Charlie's girlfriends have been Latina, he must be a real jalapeno popper!
by pink lady c January 26, 2013
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Jalapeno Hot Dog

The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.
- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.

Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"
by Bean 63 July 3, 2006
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Jalapeno Dump

The dump that is taken the day after consuming too many hot peppers. It leaves an unpleasant, even painful burning and tingling sensation in the anus.
Dude, that philly cheese steak with extra jalapenos i had didnt sit right with me. Later on, I had a massive jalapeno dump!

Man, I hope your ass isnt too spicy!
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