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got Israeled 

When you ask someone to share something with you then
steal it and claim it as your property.
or
When someone begs to stay in your place and

tries to throw You away from your place claiming it as their own.
Someone asked to share my table at the coffee shop
then told me to leave cause he had a meeting. I think I
got Israeled.
got Israeled by Mishkatul Haque October 31, 2023
Related Words

Israeli carry 

a) The act of carrying a firearm with a loaded magazine inserted but no round in the chamber.

b) If using an open bolt design, the act of carrying a firearm with the bolt closed and a loaded magazine inserted.

Using this method, if the user wishes to fire the weapon, they must first actuate the slide/ charging handle.

This technique was made popular by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). The IDF used this technique to insure there pistols wouldn't go off after being dropped or hit. However, most modern pistols are designed to be drop safe, making Israeli carry for modern pistols obsolete.
Israeli carry is useful when carrying a firearm that has an open bolt design. To prevent failures it is imperative to keep the bolt closed. When the bolt is left open for extended periods of time, dust and other particles can accumulate causing the weapon to fail.
a) I always Israeli carry my Uzi to keep the dust from entering the chamber.

b) I always see him Israeli carrying his Glock, doesn't he know it's drop safe?

Israeli Handjob 

The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.
Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."
Israeli Handjob by Renegade0894 October 9, 2012

Israhell 

A sarcastic pun on the words 'Israel' and 'hell' to describe negative actions of Israel.
Man 1: "Did you see the bombing of Gaza yesterday by Israel?"
Man 2: "Israel? More like Israhell. They're savages."
Israhell by Accompany Geography April 5, 2010
A wonderful, elegant, beautiful specimen. Gorgeous in every manner from head to toe. She brings a smile to your face when she graces you with her presence. An absolute thing of beauty. Generally, wears a Hijab.
Oh My god it’s an israa !
Israa by Ibby Omar x April 2, 2019

got Israeled 

When someone begs you to try something that's yours, then tells you it's his now and if you try to resist you're a barbaric animal
When a colleague at work takes over your station because they decided to...
You've got israeled
got Israeled by A Semitic October 28, 2023