Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.

"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

by GadgetL May 20, 2008

isenberg

A particularly large or inconvenient erection that is quite obvious to those in the area

While I was doing the backstroke at the pool, I got the worst isenberg thinking about the lifeguard. It was like a little periscope!

by boathousesuprise May 27, 2009

Ishan

Ishan is the comedic boy everyone wants to be friends with. Ishans are amazing people and they have MAJOR flirting skills. If you ever come across an Ishan, make sure to hold on to him because he’s one of the best friends you’ll ever have for life.

Person 1: have u seen Ishan?

Person 2: oh ya I saw him a minute ago playing football. Such a cool guy

by @lmaoyass February 23, 2018

taking the hobbits to Isengard

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.

"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"

by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011

Ishani

Ishani the name itself says innocent, sweet, kind, generous, humble. She is an awesome person who you would love to be with. When someone tells something bad about her she can stand up for herself. She is a savage girl. Ishani as a girl's name is of Hindi origin, and the meaning is "desire".

Girl 1: I want to be Ishani
Girl 2: No I want to
Girl 3: Nooo I want to be her
Bestie: Sorry you can never be her

by anonymous June 12, 2021

Ishelly

Baddest shawty on the block. Pullin absolute studs left and right but she’s simultaneously sweet and there is never a dull moment with her.

“Holy shit Ishelly b lookin fine as hell today dawg”
“Bro she always been fine as hell”

by KikiAndCoco June 29, 2021

Ishani

Ishani is so gorgeous. Everyone wants to be her and loves her. She's so hot and everybody envys her. She spends her time trying to leave this reality and go see fictional characters <3 but that's what makes her hot

"Hey dude, isn't that Ishani girl so hot?!" dude 1 says
"Yeah oh my god, woah" dude 2 says
*ishani goes infront of them*
"Hey would you want to go out soon?" Dude 1 says
"Sorry no, I'm in love with a fictional character" Ishani says
"What" Dude 1 says
*Ishani walks away looking swag*

by SillyBaka May 29, 2021