UC Irvine Football

A non-existent college football program.

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.

by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022

irvine

bizarro world! the concept of Big Brother turned into reality. someone's keeping an eye on you. if your grass is a cm too long, you receive a warning, then perhaps get evicted. No property in Irvine you own is truly yours. snoozefest. A great population of Starbucks lovin yuppies. home of Emo kids and "Punk" kids who'd freak out if they had to live in neighboring Santa Ana. No culture, no character. don't dare paint your house Pink, Beige is the official color of Irvine, no approval needed. the whole city is Beige, physically and spiritually. zzzz!!!

"welcome to Irvine, be quiet!!!"

by desclassified May 25, 2006

irvine

The big rich bubble of doom

"Welcome to Irvine, you're stuck here"

by stephanie1324 May 19, 2008

Irvine

A perfect little city known as "the bubble".

Theres nothing to do in this fuckin bubble... Irvine blows.

by " " July 30, 2008

Irvin

He's the cheesiest guy you will ever meet but he's also sweet, kind, and caring. Treasure him.

"I love you to the moon back" "Oh you're such an Irvin..."

by Chris Paul III November 9, 2013

Audrey Irvine

Someone who is amazing in every single way. Doesn't know his/her real beauty. He/she is the best friend you could ever ask for. He/She gives the best advice and is there for you every second of the day. They are the closest thing to perfect. Most people would kill to be an Audrey Irvine.

Wow, Audrey Irvine has made my day once again!

by lifeisgoodtoday March 14, 2011

Irvin

Irvin; a talented boy with a huge seance of humor, he loves all kids of rock music, has awesome hair, and its a perverted boy. Also very horny..The girls easily fall in love with him because he is awesome like that! Irvin is such a good friend!Once you meet him you'll never forget him.

i want an Irvin for my birthday!!

by waldo in my bed May 5, 2011