ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.

"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party

by epic poo poo October 9, 2020

invite

short for "invitation"

Thanks again for the invite, buddy!

by lingualtreasure June 5, 2009

trick invite

An invitation to an event that ends up being a hoax. The most common trick invite involves a new foreign kid being summoned to meet up after school only to find himself all alone.

Duder 1: "Yo Italian dude! Soccer today?"

Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"

Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"

Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

Un-invite

When someone invites you to an event knowing that you are busy and will not be able to attend.

"Hey! I'm having a party on Saturday. You should come!"

"Dude, you know I'm out of town all weekend. That's a total un-invite!"

by Michael Gerber July 20, 2008

Good invite

Only to be used when a “friend” doesn’t invite anyone to an activity they could all enjoy.

Good invite Kristian you cuck!

by Anon1098728 June 12, 2020

invited to the cookout

It's simply slain for a non-black person invited into the black community for not being a racist or calling out their own for being racist.

She's most definitely invited to the cookout for calling out that white supremacist

by Blackpower May 1, 2023

Filipino Invite

A non invite. A invitation to an event that was never offered as there is no intent for the inviter to actually have the potential invitee attend.

J: Hey did you invite Jim to your party?
M: No, he got the ole Filipino Invite.

by Omega Sweat January 6, 2012