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invisible condom

A product being developed at the Laval University in Quebec.
If it hits the markets, which is likely, it will be able to kill 99.9% of HIV and 90-100% of STDs.
This is a "female condom" which is actually a liquid, solidifying to a gel at body temperature (creating a protective film) and wearing off in approximately 2 hours.
Boy: "Yo baby, lets do it! I forgot protection, but no worries..."

Girl: "Sure if you want, I'll be right back." *Uses invisible condom gel, stays protected, doesn't get preggers*

Boy and Girl: *both happy*
by TheEducated March 14, 2009
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Invisible Handjob

A photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. The hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.
On Instagram and Twitter, search the hash tag "invisiblehandjob" and you will see an Invisible Handjob.
by porkerhole September 28, 2012
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Invisible Rope Trick

To pwn passing motorized vehicles (and even retarded pedestrians) by 2 people standing on opposite sides of the road and pretending to pull a "rope" across said road. Cars will usually stop and an awkward situation will occur.
Carl: Dude, lets go narb on some cars by doin' the invisible rope trick.

Carl Jr: Hell yeah!
by Bulbach0d3 August 14, 2010
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invisible poopie poop

after sitting on the toilet and having a nice bowel movement
you get up to flush and see that nothing is in the toilet!!
you have just made an invisible poopie poop !!!!
did you just fart ??? i see poop dust !! no i just did
an invisible poopie poop
by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007
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Invisible Man Hole

When two men are engaged in anal sex and the receiver has a sheet over him with an appropriately sized hole and anal ease lubricant.
Mike pulled the sheet over Ian and decided to engage in the "invisible man hole" position.
by JZenk May 24, 2007
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invisiblation

initiating invisiblation is the process of clicking the invisible eye to remove your name from the buddy list because like you dont feel like talking to some people, you have homework and are only talking to people that will help you, multitasking related things, you just want to see whos online, you're bored, etc...
to initiate invisiblation
by love train July 24, 2006
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invisipples

When you can't see if the girl has nipples.
"Oh Jane where are your nipples", " Oh dont be silly James i have invisipples"
by Christian and Nash April 7, 2008
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