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teh internets

A word often used scornfully to point out a newbies lack of knowledge of the internet and distinctive language.
"OMG, liek, is this your first time on TEH INTERNETS!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!!"
by Aaron Engstrom July 30, 2008
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Internectual

An individual who appears to be intelligent, but having intellect that is only directly attributed to the Internet; often these individuals are totally unaware of how transparent their "smarts" are.
"Don't believe everything Steve says, it's probably just something off the Web. He may seem smart, but he's just a dumb-ass Internectual."
by Eileen Fitzpatrick September 16, 2007
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internetsting

Noun.

A word used to describe something that is:

A) Interesting and was found on the internet.

B) An interesting piece of information that pertains to the internet in some way.
A) Jiminey: "This video of a talking cat I found is super internetsting!"

Hans: "You're a fucking dork."

B) Stefan: "I can check my e-mail on my I-Phone! Isn't that internetsting?"

Mugger: "Shut up and give me the phone and your wallet, dork."
by Joe with the face February 8, 2007
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internetspaceships

EVE Online, SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Like other mmorpgs internetspaceships is a treadmill that makes you fat.

See also: I'd like those 4 years of my life back, thanks.
Yo dawg Ima playin some internetspaceships
by sea queue April 6, 2011
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Like you forgot poland and need some wood?, a phrase that one uses when pulling something cool off in a game of Ambition, such as surprising someone with the king of clubs.
I hear there's rumors on the internets... that you just struck this round!
by Kid October October 10, 2004
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Dirty Word Intersection

When two seemingly normal sounding words are said togeather to mak a dirty or dirty sounding word or phrase.
Person 1: Dude my geometry teacher totally made a Dirty Word Intersection, he said "ray pass" and it sounded like rape ass!

Person 2: You're a Queer.
by Jack Hambit January 25, 2011
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internets

The internets raped my house, stole my wife, and burned my dog. I'm off to commit pseuicide.
by blazelust December 12, 2008
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