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intellectual blueballs

A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.
I was left with intellectual blueballs as a result of his nebulous rant on verbal fractals.
by MarkPG October 9, 2006
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intellectual wetness

The concept of physical pleasure from an intellectual interaction about a deep and stimulating topic or theory.
When I discuss Karl Marx with my girlfriend, I get a feeling of intellectual wetness.
by Ian P14 March 4, 2009
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Intellectual

One who sees the world as it is and doesn't let shit get in there way because they are higher up than the normies.
Normie: Hey wanna go to the party tonight.
Intellectual: My intellectualizational photosynthetic macomographocitical partoothinalicisanol kilimographic scale says nay to your option of oppurtunized setting.
Normie: Fuck you Dave
by Climminitary Studies May 10, 2018
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Intellectual

Someone that uses their mind and exercises their imagination often, and can be specialized. Intellectuals need not be advanced in the english language or literature and they may come from any walk of life; scientists, for example, tend to have an extensive vocabulary in terms relevant to their own field, while novelists tend to have a wider vocabulary in non-scientific terms. Vocabulary isn't the determining factor of what makes an intellectual though; it is mostly a matter of their ability to think, create change, and form new ideas.
Albert Einstein, Plato, Aristotle, Bruce Lee, Shigeru Miyamoto, Bill Gates, Alfred Russel Wallace, Alfred Wegener, Doris Lessing, Sir Vidiadhar Surajprasad Naipaul, Gao Xingjian, Vincent van Gogh, Richard F. Heck, Isaac Newton, are all examples of the diversity of intellectuals.
by Blois June 23, 2011
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Intellectual

Some who is 100000x's smarter than you
Gretchen ((Frickin' Gretchen)): Cats or dogs
Me, an intellectual: Catg.
by Gayandnotokay January 10, 2019
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Intellectual Dark Web

A collection of academics and interviewers who publish work (mostly in print, video, and podcasts) on a variety of subjects including politics, psychology, economics, evolution, physics, Islamic reformation, and comedy.
The group includes (from the political left to right) Bret Weinstein, Sam Harris, Eric Weinstein, Maajid Nawaz, Joe Rogan, Dave Rubin, Jordan Peterson, and Ben Shapiro, as well as others.
Most members of the group have been actively publishing work for years, sometimes decades, but the group came to prominence as a whole in the time after the election of Donald Trump.
Some believe the group belongs to the alt-right, but evidence for this claim is scarce because so many members fall into the traditional progressive category.
Man have you seen some of the hit pieces publish against the Intellectual Dark Web? They're getting hit hard this week.
by 2.7182818284590452353602874713 September 28, 2018
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intellectual stoner

A dope smoker that claims to feel "calmer and smarter" while smoking dope.
My stoner wife and her blown out friend smoked too much pot and are now discussing pre-colonial commerce. They are quite the intellectual stoners.
by jovato May 12, 2003
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