Instrument Hungry

When a person in a school band is so eager to switch to a different instrument that they completely change what they want to switch to if it means they can depart from their original instrument.

Dane originally played trumpet and he hated it, and he wanted to first switch to clarinet, but his band director didn’t let him. He was so instrument hungry that he looked into what instruments there was a lack of and picked French horn, despite him hearing many complaints.

by British Goat June 12, 2021

mating instrument

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.

Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"

by Tombu man January 12, 2009

instrument tech

One who is jealous of a electricians possible immorality.

They usually have feminine emotions.

They will take 30 minutes to tell a 5 minute story for they laugh every other word.

That instrument tech won't stop talking just like a woman.

by Warlock king April 17, 2014

ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series)

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).

why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e

by CloudLuka August 9, 2017

pussy boi instrument

Euph

Person 1: “I play the euph!”
Person 2
: “you mean the pussy boi instrument?”

by sauceyboo May 29, 2018

instrument

A piece of equipment used to produce music.

Dude, a saxaphone isn't an instrument.

by Konrad July 27, 2004

instrumentalization

Cynically using a minority group as an instrument to attack one's political rivals. Commonly done by the right, which has zero concern for Jews (as evidenced by their entire politics) but likes to use us as a weapon.

If you thought the instrumentalization of Jews to attack Ilhan Omar was bad, watch as the utterly unscrupulous GOP tries to instrumentalize Jews to attack... Bernie... Sanders?!?!

by Catty McGee December 18, 2019