Instalock Jett

A Valorant hard-stuck gold-plat player that instalocks the agent Jett within 0.001 seconds of agent selection. Through out the whole 25 round game, they manage to somehow have the K/D/A of 3/19/2. They usually are paired with a "pocket sage", and blames everyone but themselves.

Gecko: "This guy sucks!"
Reyna: "Yeah, well, its an Instalock Jett. Surely, they will suck."

by SLUDGEHAMMER6969 June 4, 2024

Instabollocks

Instagrams special category of inspirational pictures with quotes or videos of being an shameless and annoying in public, either by celebrities or so called “influencers”

Did you see that video on insta of the woman pole dancing on a busy bridge? Yes what a load of shameless instabollocks!

Ha at this quote *z list celeb* has posted about following your dreams, complete instabollocks

by EnglishEye July 9, 2024