White Glove Inspection

To use a white glove to probe the anus or fondle the genitalia of a person.

"He's going to get a white glove inspection from the Dean, today," Mark said. "That's what you get for going to an extremely religious school."

by Orkut25678 December 3, 2009

Interection

A physical interaction with another person involving an erection.

Ex1: I had a interection with him/her/them in the broom closet today.

Ex2: No one wants to have an interection with you.

by Greenie boi October 25, 2019

insurrection

The exact opposite of an erection; when your penis burrows up into your body

I was so grossed out by her sores on her vagina that I had an insurrection.

by legrue2000 April 15, 2021

insurerection

the condition of Donald's masculinity on Jan.6 2021 insurrection day, which did NOT get punched so he continues to be a lying prick.

If I'd have been in the Oval Office while Trump cheered the rioters I'd have changed his insurerection in a big way!

by fukleberimounds_guy January 20, 2022

Schrödinger’s Insurrection

A revolt that is both a disgraceful undercover operation by your political opponents, and also the proudest moment of your movement's history

Damn antifa storming the Capitol like that. But also, we won so hard! Stop asking me to clarify, mom!! It's like, Schrödinger’s Insurrection, okay!

by EpicuckAntifa January 7, 2021

Feb 24: National penis inspection day

Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick

It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!

by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022

Inverection

When the penis shrivels inward into the body, usually out of pure disgust at another human being. This process makes the penis resemble a vagina. May cause extreme pain.

Dude: Hey, look its Bedson topless
Luke:*inverection*

by Antifester September 16, 2005