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hot beef insertion

the act of putting a guy's penis into a women's vagina
I did a hot beef insertion on that girl last night. It was hot.
by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 28, 2010
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insulation hat

When someone (usually a carpenter) gets in trouble, they have to wear a bundle of insulation on their head a period of time determined by the severity of the deed.
I told you to put these trusses 24" on center, not 23"! Put on the insulation hat and get in the sonor tube for 15 minutes, you insubordinate bastard!
by avaraxus January 21, 2008
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Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T
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Napolian insertion

its where you have a hole in the front of your pants and the girl you are with has a hole in the back of her pants, as she sits down on your lap your junk goes straight up her ass!
The girl that was just sittin on my lap got a Napolian insertion.
by a wee little boy March 23, 2010
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Isolation Insulation

The friend you bring along to parties, if you're not sure that people you know will be there. This offers you protection against standing alone on the side like a potted plant or being ranted at by drunken tax attorneys.
Steve: You going to Wendy's on saturday, i don't really know anyone else whoose going.
Freida: Yeah, me neither, i'm bringing Tom as isolation insulation.
by CaptainLemming July 26, 2010
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Backflip Insertion

The act of doing a backflip and landing it while sticking your penis into someone’s asshole.
My friend watches way too much Backflip Insertion
by FrenchRolls November 3, 2017
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Full Body Insertion

When a man inserts his entire body into the vagina of a very large, used woman.
"I met this big ass hookee last night. I payed $100 for a full body insertion."
by CheekyDogz69 August 1, 2018
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