Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching)

An easily diagnosable condition of the tourette syndrome family.

It's caused by an over excitement of unconscious brainwave feelings towards the well known computer game "Resident evil 5" and is mostly traceable to the "Mercenaries" stage.

The player, suffering from the condition will play the aimless mode as normal, will go to melee an enemy, it's during the melee animation the player will unknowingly tap into the inventory screen and quickly, almost Weskerr/Neo lightning quick, transfer the ammo into the gun placement and then exist lavishly out of the inventory screen.

That is a more general indication that the player is suffering from the condition. A more serious diagnosis are as follows and in many of these cases, the inventory is brought up for a split second for the user to then take away, not actually reloading anything, you are advised to see a doctor in these extreme circumstances, or to cease playing this fucking dogshit mode that is about as classic as Andrew Evenstars hair;

-Inventory twitching when hitting a timer
-Inventory twitching when jumping through a window
-Inventory twitching when jumping up/down from a ledge
-Inventory twitching when climbing up a ladder
-Inventory twitching when climbing down a ladder
-Inventory twitching when dashing

And many, many more symptoms

About to Windfall a downed zombie...OMG THAT'S SO COOL, QUICK INVENTORY TWITCH BEFORE THE ANIMATION FINISHES WITH STILL 20 BULLETS IN MY CHAMBER!!!!

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) here I go again "RESIDENT EVIL FIVVVVEEEEE"

by Mercenary doctor April 29, 2011

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Parking Inspector

A malevolent being that haunts parking lots. They are often found leaving their evil markings on the windshields of cars, claiming that their victims owe them money.

They are conjured by the dominion known as 'The Council' in secret satanic meetings.

Victim *looks at car* FUCK THE PARKING INSPECTOR FUCKIN' MARKED ME CAR

by Gamblo March 13, 2014

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Parking Inspector

A person employed to be an pain in the ballsack and only really exists to raise revenue for councils. Ironically the revenue they are raising will put them out of work when they are replaced by automated parking infringement machines.

Reference: www.parkinginspector.com

That parking inspector is handing out parking tickets. What a ballsack.

by ihatecouncils February 13, 2010

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gunt inspector

One who inspects gunts, either with the owners permission or not; methods of inspection can include stealth manoeuvres that can have high success rates when the owner is wearing a tight t-shirt, or is in a sitting position.

A chief gunt inspector usually obtains the owners permission, and will have racked up at least 10 gunt inspections, kind of like 'taking one for the team', but on a regular basis.

The gunt inspector showed me what she was really like OR if only the gunt inspector was here.

by ScottUK May 21, 2006

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