Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.

Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."

by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011

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Inhatuation

The feeling of an intense and usually unexplained hatered upon first impression. Hate at first sight. Held normally against someone that really doesn't deserve it but really just gets on your nerves.

After Ashton's introduction to his new co-worker Carmichael, he was graced with a brief flash of inhatuation. Ashton's mind began to compile a list of irrational reasons to hate Carmichael.

Dude, I can see it in your eyes, your inhatuated with the new kid!

by Mr. Tennisballs, S October 8, 2016

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infactuation

it means something like when u think u like/love someone but u actually dont...after sometime you will realise that...

Me loving him was just an infactuation.I dont really love him actually.

by spice August 12, 2004

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infatuation

A reality-warping reproductive mechanism.

Infatuation results in the increase of procreation in the human population; this, in turn, fuels the profits of the birth control industry.

by Viking Zippy February 10, 2005

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InFATuation

InFATuation occurs when a generally fit guy hooks up with a plus-sized girl for the first time and discovers the joys of cushioned hips, naturally padded breasts, and an ass he can actually hold on to.

Caveat: This experience may lead to a more serious condition known as Chubby Chasing.

Guy's Friend: "Dude, did you seriously take that fat chick from the bar home last night?"
Guy: "Oh my god, bro-I can't even explain it, but I have a wicked case of inFATuation with her..."

by Genebeeb April 8, 2010

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