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unconsciously incompetent

When you are dumb and don’t even know you are dumb.
That new kid is unconsciously incompetent to racing cars. It’s his first time driving and he thinks he’s Lewis Hamilton.
by duckbutt23 September 5, 2021
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“Les incompétents”

This is was a quote from home alone when a family member of Kevin called him incompetent in French. Another example of this is Jack Gadbois, this is a short kid who is very incompetent and some call him “les incompétents”
Jack is what the French call “les incompétents
by Theenglishnerd1344 March 28, 2022
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Band 5 Incompetent

an incompetent member of NHS Staff could be anything from a toilet cleaner to a chief executive.
That nurse was so useless at taking blood, she is a Band 5 Incompetent
by jonny bogroll the eigth April 30, 2022
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Rom The Incompetent Landmass

The true name for Rom the Vacuous Spider
Holy shit I finally killed Rom The Incompetent Landmass
by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 27, 2022
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incumpetent

Da state of being brainless and/or naive regarding sperm and its related aspects/properties/effects, such as making a huge mess, implicating someone in a crime, spreading STDs, getting a girl knocked up, etc.
Willie and Monica sure were woefully incumpetent when they carelessly got love-juice on Monnie's dress and thus revealed that there had been some hanky-panky going on between them.
by QuacksO November 1, 2019
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incomputant

A person showing complete lack of computer literacy, oblivious to basic concepts.
Today's interview went horribly, the guy was completely incomputant!
by Sixy June 5, 2020
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functional incompetence

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.
John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.
by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016
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