cabbage

A term to describe something or someone that is really bad or lame

Man that Care Bear Movie was total cabbage
or
That Kenny G (in the key of G)is a real cabbage

by Undy Bumgrope June 22, 2004

cabbage

To steal; to borrow without asking.

I cabbaged my roommate's beer from the fridge last night.

by Tess27 December 4, 2006

cabbage

Used in the context when someone is silly and often daft

Mark: Dude I had such a heavy night last night, I chundered all over myself on the train
Geoff: Hahah dude, your such a cabbage

by Walkdenenator March 28, 2008

cabbage

weed, pot, swank, wakie tobackie, herb, hydro

Hey man, you got any cabbage?

by Zane December 17, 2003

Cabbage

A NCO in the United States Military whose a fucking puss-pop

“Cabbage go it’s your fucking turn”

by Glizzy223 October 1, 2020

Cabbage

A person who is fun in group settings, but when you get them on their own they are boring as fuck. Just like cabbage is fine when you eat it with other things, but on it's own has the palatability of slightly chewy balsa wood.

"what do you think of Alex?" "I don't know man he's a bit of a cabbage"

by SirCabbage June 8, 2017

Cabbage

The opposite of savage. If you are not a straight up savage you are called a piece of cabbage.

Josh is a piece of cabbage! No way he a savage.

by Kelly.carly.llama February 26, 2016