A type of civil engineering used to take one home to the state of West Virginia. The radio stations that play in said area make many listeners recall there homes that are usually far away. When people drive down them they feel as though they should have been quicker, therefore being there yesterday.
by YungTurkey December 17, 2018
Get the Country Roadsmug. When a younger person is confronted, with complete surprise, by a naked middle aged person or senior in a manner that is akin to walking into the locker room at a country club.
Whoa, I just got country clubbed by my father-in-law. Eeeugh.
Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!
Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!
by glamrocker May 1, 2012
Get the Country Clubbedmug. If I have to run, I need more time. I won't end up in some rat infested motel down in Elvis Country.
by Umphrey March 12, 2021
Get the Elvis Countrymug. by Chalkstar January 10, 2019
Get the That's fucking countrymug. by Gar Grim June 16, 2018
Get the Cracka Countrymug. A hybrid form of country music that infuses hip hop, pop, & sometimes rap into one wretched, unpleasant noise people today call country music. It's nauseating sound can easily be identified by deep southern accents, bad auto-tune, & unnecessary loud bass. Introduced around 2010, the key ingredients that created this poison melody are V-neck, Buckle-Jean-wearing bozos like Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, Thomas Rett, and Jason Aldean.
Man: Dude, I love country music.
Other man: No, you like New Country, where any homo with a guitar and a fake southern accent who knows how to auto-tune his voice and sings about beer, smoking weed, trucks, and banging chicks and calls it "Country Music".
Man: Yeah well..... I still like it.
Other man: No, you like New Country, where any homo with a guitar and a fake southern accent who knows how to auto-tune his voice and sings about beer, smoking weed, trucks, and banging chicks and calls it "Country Music".
Man: Yeah well..... I still like it.
by block bros. April 6, 2017
Get the New Countrymug. The song that is said to be heard at the end of the world, as meteors fall and a poop-filled volcano erupts near you.
Country roads plays in background
"The pipes... the pipes!
...Wait! It's erupted! It's erupted!"
-RTGame, 2018
"The pipes... the pipes!
...Wait! It's erupted! It's erupted!"
-RTGame, 2018
by seems like every name's taken July 29, 2019
Get the Country Roadsmug.