Immunity Person

Someone who never gets sick

I am an immunity person

by Kiki_diki June 3, 2019

Academic Immunity

The ability to not give a crap about school, homework, or studying, disregard them near-completely, and still achieve a passing grade.

I noticed my academic immunity take a hard dive when those teacher-bitches moved me up into accelerated classes.

by WingsofaDracky September 13, 2011

Pizzamatic Immunity

A tendency of police officers to be relatively lenient towards pizza delivery guys, especially those with lighted pizza-place signs on their cars.

Sean: I got pulled over for speeding last delivery.
Dante: Get a ticket?
Sean: Of course not, gotta love Pizzamatic Immunity!

by DanteP January 11, 2009

forced immunization

This is when a company forces its employees to get a immunization or be fired. In 2021 during the covid 19 pandemic a hospital in Texas named Houston Methodist forced all its employees to get the covid vaccine. Some didn't want it so instead of having those employees wear a N95 mask during their shift they fired them.

Shame on Houston Methodist management for their forced immunization of the covid heroes who selflessly put their lives at risk taking care of all the covid patients. Everyone should have the right to refuse to put something into their bodies they don't want. Remember the saying, karma's a bitch!

by jimmybomm June 22, 2021

Paranormal Immunity

The special type of protection to X-Files-like phenomena that comes from being a skeptic, educated, or atheist person. People with paranormal immunity have a special ability for finding rational explainations for otherwise inexplicable events. They also develop an innate aversion to the phrases "Did you hear that?" and "What was that noise?"

"Did you hear that noise?" - Scared Shitless Friend #1
"Oh, shut the f*ck up!" - Paranormal Immunitee

"Dude, don't go in there, that place is haunted!" - Chickensh*t Friend #2
"Don't worry, I've got Paranormal Immunity" - Paranormal Immunitee

by enicot December 1, 2010

Herd immunity

Too many humans, from young ages, are taught to normalise abuse, cruelty, and discrimination of various kinds. While, in recent human history, we have gained awareness about discrimination against our fellow humans, we are still unaware and/or insensitive to discrimination against non-human animals. When you have such a large human animal population that is insensitive to non-human animal cruelty (aka herd immunity), it is hard to have a real, honest conversation about animal rights. For example, animal rights advocates have to explain why sexual assault of non-human animal is cruel. Why taking babies away from mother pigs or mother cows is cruel.

Herd immunity is among the major hindrance for animal rights.

by Social-media Wordsmith May 10, 2020

blazed immunity

total disregard for friends, boyfriends/girlfriends or ex's for any stupid thing you said or did when under the influence of marijuana (such as random ass texts, phone calls, confessions facebook updates, etc.)
similar to drunken immunity, only you're blazed.

friend: "duude, wtf was up with last night's facebook updates about my mom's 'massive tits'?"
you: "i plead blazed immunity!!"

by annnamariie July 9, 2010