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The Ikea Dream

another version of the the american dream. A dream where furniture is good quality for a low price. The Ikea Dream is the dream to live in an apartment/house when all the furniture cost less than $5000 for the whole apartment/house.
bob: hey nice furniture. It looks expensive. I thought you were broke.

sam: yeah I'm living the Ikea Dream. My living room only cost $1000

bob: wow no way!

sam: ya way. my couch was $500. Suck on that bitches!
by artemisetude August 11, 2010
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IKEA virgin

A first-time shopper at an IKEA.
by Chris Levine August 14, 2006
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ikea

A furniture company that sends delivery men to your house, whose real purpose is to take a huge dump in your toilet.
The Ikea delivery guy went poop in our bathroom.
by Viewtiful Joe January 19, 2005
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IKYA

I'll Kick Your Ass! A threat to do bodily harm beyond the buttocks.
If you say that again IKYA punk.
by Jammin' Jimmy October 1, 2009
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Ikea Stigmata

the red mark you get on the palm of your hand following the assembly of flatpack furniture, due to the motion required to turn the screwdriver repeatedly.
Dave is taking it easy, he got a bad case of Ikea Stigmata today after assembling a futon.
by Starryinkgirl July 31, 2011
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ileyana

The ileyana I know is an intelligent, sexy, and such a flirt. She always knows how to solve a problem. She gets in trouble but finds a way out of it. She has problems and she rises up from it. She sucks booty! And always loves to talk.
Do you know who the new girl is?
Yeah she looks like a Ileyana.
Yeah she does
by Hdhfhfhfnfn October 1, 2017
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IKEA madness

n.
1. an exaggerated hype brought about by the opening of an IKEA store
2. a frenzied and suffocating shopping experience at IKEA
3. a traffic jam which backs up onto the highway caused by an influx of potential IKEA customers, often resulting in the closure of an offramp
4. a derogatory phrase used by locals in describing the traffic and disoriented and discourteous drivers an IKEA store brings to local roads because of definition 3
1. Look at the customers' faces! It's IKEA madness!
2. John had IKEA madness and bought a small BILLY shelving unit to assemble at home himself.
3. We should should get off of Route 24 before the IKEA madness at exit 19B.
4. I was late to practice today because of IKEA madness that was blocking my street. They wouldn't let us out.
by Theseus January 22, 2006
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