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Ignore

The most simple and effective way to let somebody know you meant to not talk to them, call on their birthday, acknowledge them in public or admit to yourself you know them. To go against the grain of all the people who contribute to their sphere of attention and attention seeking and their self image of a good, upstanding person or whatever the fuck their concern is with the public eye watching.
Don't ignore me I'm scared I won't be around one day and nobody will give a fuck what if they all end up celebrating me not being around anymore awwww how horrible.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016
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Enjoy & Ignore

the act of enjoying content on facebook, twitter etc without 'liking' or adding anything to the conversation
what makes people post all their private thoughts on Facebook & Twitter? Not me! I'm a social voyeur - happy to enjoy & ignore - no ways in hell would I ever post anything!
by Peter Greenwall June 11, 2011
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Ignore the plant

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.
Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.
by suchabigdildo August 18, 2012
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ignore julie day

if you know someone named julie, ignore her for the day.
Oh julie did you say something? it’s ignore julie day.
by jadynw February 26, 2020
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Happy Birthday Ignore

When using a social network, choosing not to click the "Say Happy Birthday" link when it is one of your hundreds of friends' birthday.
Sally looked into the top right corner her facebook page and noticed her it was retired third grade home ec teacher's birthday. Having Not seen the lady for 23 years, she pulled a Happy Birthday Ignore by not clicking the "Say Happy Birthday" link.
by JacktheBrusselSprout August 1, 2011
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ignore cannon

a Weapon used on forums. it is mainly used against trolls and godmoders or people who annoy you too much
by Cobrawolf May 7, 2012
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National Ignore Your Best Friend Day

You can’t talk to your friend or best friend for the whole day. That means under no circumstances should u talk to your friend!

This day is on October 29
by Tylol1234 October 28, 2019
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