An unhealthy obsession with the iPhone game Angry Birds. The disease is named as such because "irritable fowl" has a meaning similar to that of "angry bird."
Boss: "Hey Joe, would you mind stepping into my office? I think we need to have a little talk."
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom today and it's only 1:30. What's going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for dinner last night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It's Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom today and it's only 1:30. What's going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for dinner last night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It's Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"
by Nicholas D December 11, 2010
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Blue balls make you angry, upset, agitated and irritable.
After getting aroused for a while and then not getting off is irritating.
If a girl is known for giving guys blue balls she can be labelled IBS.
After getting aroused for a while and then not getting off is irritating.
If a girl is known for giving guys blue balls she can be labelled IBS.
Mitch "Yo, why are you sitting with your legs so wide apart and your belt undone?"
Corey "That tease Brandi gave me Irritable Ball Syndrome again."
Mitch "IBS, sucks to be you."
Corey "That tease Brandi gave me Irritable Ball Syndrome again."
Mitch "IBS, sucks to be you."
by Lawrencetown April 11, 2013
Get the Irritable Ball Syndrome mug.A disease in the category of mental retardation. The center of a mammal's brain is taken over by Dringi. The disease causes the host to always be irritable, as if there is a huge wooden thorn in their left foot. Typical side effects are a whooping cough and Mononucleosis for 17 years. There is only one creature known to have this unfortunate disease.
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" Dude, this guy keeps texting me over these tickets he needs I can't chill. Man tell him to stop irritexting you!"
by NrDiBurn December 6, 2015
Get the irritexting mug.A woman accused of killing her husband because of his constant belching and farting received a reduced prison sentence because she was diagnosed with an extreme case of irritosis.
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