Dirty Israel

One who enjoys giving rainbow kisses. Licks booty cheeks 24/7 and enjoys the flavor of period blood and sperm. All natural fry sauce.
Dude. I heard Sam gave half the class a Dirty Israel and now they all have chlamydia.
by Bookreader153 November 21, 2021
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Pulling an Israel

When you tell a load of people there's a sleepover at your friend's house without telling him, but by the time he realizes he can't tell them to leave because they're all set up in his house.
"Bro Dave was pulling an Israel on me the other day and I can't get them out."
by Sharky Jeff May 3, 2020
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Israel Up

1. To perform a fuck up in the most massive, colossal and bloody way possible.
2. To consistently choose the worst possible course of action to go about achieving the right goals.
3. To succeed in the operation, but to kill a patient.
Man, did you how those guys managed to Israel Up last night? I can't believe they're still alive!

Did you see the game last night? The quarterback really israeled up, it's amazing that they won.

How did the meeting go? We got the deal, but they israeled us up real bad.
by i-love-il! June 2, 2010
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israel government

Pieces Of Shit Who Don't Have Morals
"Yo Farmer Dude, Feed The Pigs Some Shit."
"I Don't Have Shit."
"Give Them The Israel Government."
by Israel is a Mistake July 31, 2021
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israel theory

The feeling you get of disgust after blowing a massive load to your favorite pornstar and don’t like her anymore
“Wait why is it that when I cum I’m like I don’t like her anymore... we’ve been through the Israel theory already
by Postisraeltheory December 18, 2019
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Little Israel

noun. In any city, an area which has a relatively dense population of persons of Jewish descent, but not necessarily to the utter exclusion of other races, creeds and denominations.

In former times, these enclaves of Jewishness were called 'Ghettos', although the term ghetto is now more commonly associated with areas populated by lower-class African American communities.

A good example of a Little Israel would be the Sarcelles district in Paris, France or Kew Garden Hills, Queens, New York.

Synonyms: Little Tel Aviv, Little Jerusalem, Hymietown
Guy 1: Where did you get these bagels? They are both tender and delicious
Guy 2: In Little Israel, man -- so not only are they moist and flavourful, but damned if they aren't Kosher
Guy 1: Damned indeed!
by Scott219 June 21, 2006
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pull an israel

To get an acquitted murder charge, often through corruption.
I shot that nigga in Paris the other day, so I decided to pull an Israel by bribing the judge.
by El ritardo June 27, 2018
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