"They misunderestimate me." -- George W. Bush
by Kurtz February 10, 2004
Get the res ipsa loquitur mug.A nice ass town in Massachusetts in which there are very little Cool Teen Hangouts like a Denny's or Mall, resulting in a youth population that participates in very few group activities other than smoking weed, going to Marty's Donut Land at 2AM, or bitching about the lack of things to do in Ipswich.
Older working residents of the town are either grating townies that listen to nothing but shitty classic rock on WZLX or liberals that drive hybrid cars, put their groceries in NPR tote bags, and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars restoring poorly-designed colonial homes. Though a sizeable segment of the youth population works, their income is generally disposable, resulting in a largely weed-based local economy.
Highlights of this town include Crane's Beach (one of the nicest on the East Coast), the trails in Bradley Palmer State Park, several open spaces with expansive views of Great Neck, and Pavillion Beach. Ipswich is within biking distance of several other bucolic North Shore coastal towns such as Gloucester, Manchester, and Essex. However, enjoying these things generally requires waking up and gathering your friends before 10AM, which is Hard.
Older working residents of the town are either grating townies that listen to nothing but shitty classic rock on WZLX or liberals that drive hybrid cars, put their groceries in NPR tote bags, and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars restoring poorly-designed colonial homes. Though a sizeable segment of the youth population works, their income is generally disposable, resulting in a largely weed-based local economy.
Highlights of this town include Crane's Beach (one of the nicest on the East Coast), the trails in Bradley Palmer State Park, several open spaces with expansive views of Great Neck, and Pavillion Beach. Ipswich is within biking distance of several other bucolic North Shore coastal towns such as Gloucester, Manchester, and Essex. However, enjoying these things generally requires waking up and gathering your friends before 10AM, which is Hard.
God damnit! There's nothing to in Ipswich but smoke weed! Hey, want to take my mom's Prius down to Pavillion and smoke a bowl? She just gave me my allowance so we could totally buy some. Do you know anyone who sells weed?
by keel guard July 12, 2009
Get the Ipswich mug.(n.) A small town on the ocean with nothing to do but go on burnrides up the neck and never leave. Maybe if you're lucky you can hang out at the point with the V.I.P. club. If you go there, flip off Jardis.
by Christopher Reef November 15, 2004
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Person 1: He was on the recieving end of a mighty Ipswich uppercut
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by Jebp Izar February 6, 2009
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Ipswich is the county town of Suffolk. It is an isolated one trick town located 70 miles NE of London. Note that there is no motorway passing through Suffolk (there must be a reason for this).
At the weekends the bored population like to hang round at certain establishments located on the waterfront area rocking their new threads and getting wasted while looking round giving others the evils because they all think they're ballin'. Ipswag is the attitude that they display thinking that they are badass and street.
Ipswich is the county town of Suffolk. It is an isolated one trick town located 70 miles NE of London. Note that there is no motorway passing through Suffolk (there must be a reason for this).
At the weekends the bored population like to hang round at certain establishments located on the waterfront area rocking their new threads and getting wasted while looking round giving others the evils because they all think they're ballin'. Ipswag is the attitude that they display thinking that they are badass and street.
"OMG did you see those boys over there? They think they're ballin'
Like they're Drake or Kobe or something"
"Yeah this town is full of attitude, I guess it's Ipswag"
Like they're Drake or Kobe or something"
"Yeah this town is full of attitude, I guess it's Ipswag"
by Cherimaya October 31, 2013
Get the Ipswag mug.A word used to connote when you are not actually upset but want the emotional feedback of an upset person; ironically upset.
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