Creston Iowa

A horrible place with tons of pregnant chicks, a whole clan of drugies, and the feel of your average gheto.

Creston Iowa is basically Detriot and Compton pushed into one drug fueled pile.

by WW2_Man November 6, 2011

Iowa Scream

A red-faced rant. Spawned by Howard Dean as he crashed and burned in the 2004 Iowa Democratic primary.

Impassioned political speech.

by Eric Graves March 20, 2005

iTwat

A person that is totally in love with their iPhone/iPod.
Generally an iTwat is unaware of the gimmicky kitschiness of their beloved device.
You will see the iTwat lovingly caress their overhyped consumer appendage with their spirit fingers with a look of unwarranted pretention on their face that can only be obtained by the delusion that they now have an elevated social standing that can only manifest itself by lovingly caressing their overhyped consumer appendage with their spirit fingers and having a look of unwarranted pretention on their face.

Put your phone down Jay, stop being an iTwat.

by anti iphone August 1, 2008

Iowa eye exam

Sticking your finger into someones, or your own eye knowing that it is contaminated, most likely with poo particles.

How did your son get pinkeye?
He gave himself the Iowa eye exam!

by darwyn Sobchek November 21, 2013

Iowa Sunrise

The act Of doing a handstand in your car, sticking your dick out, and pissing on the front windshield.

Did you see that Iowa Sunrise this morning, i had to use the wind shield wipers to stop it.

by xboxruffle December 27, 2011

IOWARDI

It's Okay When A Republican Does It

Donald Trump uses an unsecured email server, same as Republicans accused Hillary Clinton of doing, but as far as his base is concerned, IOWARDI.

by JT1964 June 8, 2017

Iowa-class battleship

The last class of battleship built for the United States Navy, and the absolute pinnacle of battleship technology. Originally, six were planned (USS Illinois and USS Kentucky), however due to aircraft carriers taking over the role of flagship from the battleship, both were cancelled and scrapped. Four were completed: USS Iowa (BB-61), USS New Jersey (BB-62), USS Missouri (BB-63), and USS Wisconsin (BB-64). Those four battleships, still afloat today as museums, are among the most highly decorated warships in the US Navy, and even the world, for good reason. The Iowa-class have served in WWII, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Gulf War, and in the Cold War against the expanded Soviet Navy.

The main armament of the Iowa-class is their 16-inch/50 caliber Mark 7 naval rifles, capable of firing a shell up to 27 miles away. They are also armed with numerous CIWS systems, 5-inch dual purpose guns as secondaries, and even Tomahawk missiles. Their armor is also impressive: It was designed to take hits from the Japanese Yamato-class battleships, which fired 18.1-inch shells, so you can imagine how tough it is. As said above, all are currently museum ships, but at least two are ready to be recommissioned at any time the US needs these gunships.

''Pft, the Iowa-class battleship would annihilate the Yamato-class any day! Based American FCS over optical sights!''
''Erm, you do know that the Yamato-class also had radar, right?''
''Yes, but not the radar American ships had!''

by Firebolt1089 August 13, 2018