instaregret

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone proper rancid due to slcohol. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack combined with copious pints of ale takes over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaguilt

Dave: - "mate i pulled this munter last light with my beer goggles on... but fuck me i got instaregret the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"

by mordzy2 October 20, 2010

instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012

Instapapered

When Apple takes the features of an existing third-party product and makes it part of its OS.

Growl just got Instapapered by Mountain Lion.

by gurtu April 18, 2012

Instagraze

Quickly scanning through Instagram photos when you do not wish to read long Facebook posts.

Facebook updates are too long today. I'm going to Instagraze.

by techonista June 21, 2016

instavauge

When you keep things vauge on Instagram similar to vaugebook

Girl 1: Have you seen Brenda's post?
Girl 2: Yeah, she instavauge for attention.

by Chase roman April 5, 2019

instamagoogletweetface

Social media in a nutshell

my opinions are so important that they need to be validated on InstaMaGoogleTweetFace

by ThreeStarBear July 31, 2019

Instagramenus

Someone who is addicted to uploading to Instagram.

Mini: Xoxo Just uploaded a new selfie!
Mark: Yo, you have instagramenus, you need to snap outta that!e

by 00jace no.2 November 2, 2013