Insert the Meat (ITM)

Insert the Meat is a phrase that refers to slipping your "meat" aka cock, penis, slong into a poosie, thus ITM.

I would really like to insert the meat (ITM) into that hot clone over there.

by CP November 19, 2004

[Insert Joke Here]

Something people put on their facebook statuses and blogs when they're too bored and lazy to put anything else. They think it makes them sound all smart and ironic, but it's really just annoying to everybody else.

Obama Insert Joke Here*
The Hangover {Insert Joke Here}
Alabama {Insert Racist Joke Here}
{Insert Example Here}
*Square brackets are normally used when writing "Insert Joke Here," but urban dictionary code doesn't work with it.

by Herbertheperver March 30, 2011

[Insert minecraft slurp here]

An expression used when you have inner love for an object. Particularly used if someone drops a golden apple or speed soup in Minecraft hunger games

Guy1:I got an anime figurine, in the mail!
Guy2: insert minecraft slurp here

by M3G4D0GG0 August 7, 2019

(insert word)

(insert something about sex)

Bob:(insert word)
Urban Dictionary:(sexualizes)
Bob:Why?

by Asarian August 24, 2019

insert key

the most cancerous key for typing, press it and you are fucked if you do not know how to turn it off.

i was typing in my document, pressed the insert key and it was the end of the world for me.

by waterm3lon December 21, 2019

*Insert ultimate adversary*

Attempting to usurp God by way of transitive property.

Antifa hippie "If God is real, then why didn't he stop *Insert ultimate adversary*? If God can't do it then I will defeat fascism myself. Thereby demonstrating that I should be the one who decides who exists and who doesn't not."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

[insert cringe here]

Usually said after a dad joke is told.

So, my dad was at the grocery store, and when the cashier asked him whether he wanted a paper or plastic bag, he said: "I don't care, I'm bisacktual." Insert cringe here

by Lumby_Jack April 20, 2017