impossibility

Something that has no chance of happening.

This definition having all thumbs-up is an impossibility.

by sebastiancee November 15, 2007

impossible girl

A girl who drives her man mad. Madly in love. She does the impossible and changes him for the better. She will always stay with the man who calls her this.

You are my impossible girl!

by I've changed January 22, 2014

impossible sit-up

the impossible sit-up(often called the olympic sit-up) is completed by asking an individual to lie on the ground in standard, bent-knee sit-up position while one accomplice blind folds or holds a towel or similar item over the eyes and holds the individual's head to the ground. the second accomplice gets into a squatting position with ass bare. the victim is signalled to attempt to sit-up against the pressure applied by the towel to the head. the towel holder simply releases the towel which allows the victim to sit up with nose directly into accomplice two's ass crack. a fart may be added as a bonus. the name "impossible" is intended to entice an overconfident victim into attempting this athletic feat. occasionally, idiotic victims might not even require the blind fold and will simply close their eyes. technique may be modified depending on intelligence level or sobriety of victim.

"Damn Bruce, your abs are ripped! I bet you could be the first guy I've ever heard of that can do an impossible sit-up."

by monkey12 June 25, 2005

n'importe quoi

french. meaning for whatever.

claire: "va te faire foutre!" (go fuck yourself!)
jean-paul: "n'importe quoi!" (whatever!)

by afterpartyboy April 17, 2005

impossible

Some of the greatest achievements are made by people too stupid to know they are imposible.
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the work they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. They laguhed at me and told me it was impossible to achieve my goals.
They soon found out IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING.

impossible is nothing

by renae blough April 8, 2004

impopsicle

the offspring of the words impossible and popsicle,
although, it is usually used in the context of impossible

It would have been impopsicle for Mr. Peanut* to have impregnated our dog!

*Mr. peanut is a cartoon character used to help advertise Planters.

by |> King of Popsicles <| June 4, 2009

Imposinator

1) One whom pretends to be one pretending to be someone else.

2) One impersonating someone who is an impostor of another

3) Of, or pertaining to, the act of pretending to be someone who is pretending to be someone

Did you guys see Tosh's performance of the Tron guy? Yeah, that guy is such an imposinator.

by Phakade July 24, 2010