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An "Impact Stroke" occurs when a well endowed male (AKA Big Daddy Long Stroke) inserts his penis into the receiving hole (preferably the booty hole of one of his homies, which is also well-lubricated, and possesses the ability to stretch multiple times it's natural cirCUMference) in such a fashion that there is practically no time between the intial entry, and the Balls Deep Burial™️.
Homie 1: "Fuck, you blew the god DAMN outta my mf booty last night!"
Homie 2: "Oh word? After the precum? After the semen? After the IMPACT STROKES, after the skeetin'???"
Homie 1: Yes sir! My booty was lubed tf up, and it ate yo motha fuckin fat cock up so god damn fast, you laid the mf impact stroke on my ass."
Homie 2: "Oh word? After the precum? After the semen? After the IMPACT STROKES, after the skeetin'???"
Homie 1: Yes sir! My booty was lubed tf up, and it ate yo motha fuckin fat cock up so god damn fast, you laid the mf impact stroke on my ass."
by Brand Aid February 28, 2021
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Usually people who have a terrible gambling addiction play this, they dream of fucking a 11 year old in the game (dont get me started on the rule 34 of the kids in it).
they spend their entire credit card to get a 5 star character. you will hear screaming, your windows will shatter and your eardrums will be obliterated within a 500 mile radius if they don't get the zhongli guy.
It is very easy to spot a genshit impact fan if they get bullied for playing an anime game, if they have a anime profile picture on social media, or they talk about giant buff 5000 year old demon guys.
Seek immediate shelter if you spot a genshit impact fan, call 80085 immediately, and find a weapon to defend yourself. If threathened, hit them in the balls.
Usually people who have a terrible gambling addiction play this, they dream of fucking a 11 year old in the game (dont get me started on the rule 34 of the kids in it).
they spend their entire credit card to get a 5 star character. you will hear screaming, your windows will shatter and your eardrums will be obliterated within a 500 mile radius if they don't get the zhongli guy.
It is very easy to spot a genshit impact fan if they get bullied for playing an anime game, if they have a anime profile picture on social media, or they talk about giant buff 5000 year old demon guys.
Seek immediate shelter if you spot a genshit impact fan, call 80085 immediately, and find a weapon to defend yourself. If threathened, hit them in the balls.
by MY C0X N07 L0N6 April 8, 2022
Get the Genshit Impact mug.Person 1: hey I didn’t know you were a Genshin Impact player
Person 2: Yeah! It’s a shame people keep calling a pedophile though.
Person 2: Yeah! It’s a shame people keep calling a pedophile though.
by Generic_User January 23, 2022
Get the Genshin Impact Player mug.Who's ever woke up next to a completely ugly troll but still slightly horny? She has that "attached" look in her eyes but you're not a complete asshole so you don't tell her to get the fuck out of your bed. This is the act you take to get her out. An alternative to coyote ugly, safer but still painful, for parting ways.
Step 1: Make sure you always have a bottle of "the hot shit" (Tabasco Sauce, Frank's Red Hot or hotter) next to your bed
Step 2: Say this: "Alright, let me just warm you up."
Step 3: As you move south grab your bottle of "the hot shit" and proceed to douse your tongue with it (this is your sacrifice for the greater good)
Step 4: Lap her pussy like a thirsty dog till "the hot shit" is off your tongue and in her pussy cavity
Step 5: Get the fuck out of her way
If performed properly she will run screaming from your room yelling "IT'S SO HOT, IT'S SO HOT, IT'S SO HOT!" directly into your front door knocking herself out from the impact.
Step 6: Lock your door and go back to sleep
Step 1: Make sure you always have a bottle of "the hot shit" (Tabasco Sauce, Frank's Red Hot or hotter) next to your bed
Step 2: Say this: "Alright, let me just warm you up."
Step 3: As you move south grab your bottle of "the hot shit" and proceed to douse your tongue with it (this is your sacrifice for the greater good)
Step 4: Lap her pussy like a thirsty dog till "the hot shit" is off your tongue and in her pussy cavity
Step 5: Get the fuck out of her way
If performed properly she will run screaming from your room yelling "IT'S SO HOT, IT'S SO HOT, IT'S SO HOT!" directly into your front door knocking herself out from the impact.
Step 6: Lock your door and go back to sleep
Roommate: "What the fuck is this bitch doing passed out by the front door?"
You: (yelling from your bed) "Oh that bitch? I gave her the flaming impact and she must still be unconscious. Take care of that for me."
You: (yelling from your bed) "Oh that bitch? I gave her the flaming impact and she must still be unconscious. Take care of that for me."
by cydbots September 18, 2009
Get the Flaming Impact mug.An actual underrated game that was outshine by genshin impact because of the "waifu" and "husbando" in that game
It has really great story and it personally has made me cry because I've been playing for a long time while there were no other herrschers other than herrscher of the void kiana, It made feel like I was along side with the characters.
This game has actual waifus that's not just based on just looks but personality as well. That deserves to have people to simp over.
Gameplay wise it's like genshin impact, you literally mash buttons and thats all but the animation and design is literally god tier quality.
It has really great story and it personally has made me cry because I've been playing for a long time while there were no other herrschers other than herrscher of the void kiana, It made feel like I was along side with the characters.
This game has actual waifus that's not just based on just looks but personality as well. That deserves to have people to simp over.
Gameplay wise it's like genshin impact, you literally mash buttons and thats all but the animation and design is literally god tier quality.
by I dont regret a thing April 28, 2021
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