IBM

Imitation Black Man

god, did you see aaron earlier?
yeah, hes such an ibm
what?

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

IBM

A computer brand that I am using that is NO WAY NEAR the top of the market because its computers GO SO FUKING SLOW!!!!

O no- My IBM's shuting down again without me telling it 2!

by Sabian June 2, 2004

IBM

International Bowel Movement
(acronym) noun

"yo, what kind of server is that?"
"it's IBM, son!"

by lucachr1s January 3, 2008

IBM

infantile boring male

i had the date from hell, he was an ibm

by annemarie January 17, 2003

IBM

International Beaner Management

IBM is an important issue to manage our society and keep it clean.

by Snare September 7, 2003

ibm 5100

A type of Retro PC, popularized by the anime/visual novel Steins;Gate. It uses some of the most basic programming language available, and could potentially hack or decode any modern web-security system. it was also mentioned by supposed Time Traveler John Titor, who claimed he needed one to save ameerica from a corrupt government in the year 2035. with the way things are going, he might not be wrong. Save your money, kiddies.

Hacker 1: I cant get through these guys' security, what do i do now?

Hacker 2: Run your stuff through the ibm 5100 and it might work. i heard those things can hack anything.

by The New Anonymous Paradigm January 13, 2014

ibm

smaller than usual penis or itty bitty meat

What itty bitty meat had once he took down his shorts ibm!

by fidokalman January 10, 2010