Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.
Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!
Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!
Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!
by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010
Get the I just bought broccoli lol mug.1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.
2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.
3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.
4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.
May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch
2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.
3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.
4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.
May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch
4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*
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