Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

Hydro child

A baby who is made out of 100% pure water. If a hydro child is let out of the freezer, it will melt.

That hydro child be frosty.

by Chillcucumber35 June 6, 2013

Hydro coordinate

The ability to move through water of any kind. Lakes, oceans, and even rain

Steve couldn't hydro coordinate his fat ass out to the float because it was too far out....... It was raining pretty hard, but Brian was able to hydro coordinate his way home.

by Heatstick June 2, 2017

Hydro Job

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a shower head.

When I went to give Elenor her sponge bath at the hospice center, I walked in on her giving herself a hydro job

by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

Hydro Flask

Wow. Urban Dictionary just made a new and cheap Hydro Flask mug that shatters into pieces if you drop it, rather than getting a dent on it. Plus, there's no warranty! Check it out below y'all.

Urb Dic: "Check out our new Hydro Flask y'all."
Childish Vsco Girls: "OMG! Spill the tea! Toast the bomb!"
TikTok: "New trend!"
Hydro Flask: "How dare you."

by howdareyouopposememortal October 9, 2020

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im a VSCO

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by LollipopStardust11 October 29, 2019

hydro-head

The action of getting a BJ and jizzing in the girls ear.

Yo I gave her the Hydro-head last night.

by SeaGoingGuide34 October 1, 2018