Hiding a Ruler

Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.

What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.

Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!

by RedDan69 April 28, 2011

New York hiding

A New York hiding is when you hit someone so hard, they feel it twice. It means to connect perfectly and send shockwaves through the affected area

I fought this guy today and gave him a proper New York hiding. It was so good, he felt it twice

by Paul Daley May 26, 2010

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding

“I want to give my boyfriend a hiding” meaning you want be freaky asf , and you want to be dicked down. Can also mean you wanna try something new in bed.

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding ~ “babe can i give you a hiding”

by gale braydenie November 11, 2019

hiding the hobbit

to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve

to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

hidingness

the quality of hiding behind the closed eye of AIM by a hider

if you have a zen garden, then you have no need for hidingness

ann yuan dies a lot

by asianman April 23, 2004

Hiding Place

The place the secret squad is going to live for the first night of their runaway plan. Also a vsco hangout

Bella: Did you see that snake over by the Hiding Place? It looked so cool - I had to send a picture to my dad.

Laurel: um tf <yeets dead snake body onto sebastian's face>

by YannyBemaurel September 22, 2019

Hying Uing

A phrase uttered when an individual becomes excited or aroused. A synanym of "yay" or "yes!".

Father: I bought you your first porno mag, son.

Son: Hying Uing

by Will July 19, 2004