humans suck

A phrase used to descibe how much humans suck........obviously.

Humans suck, most think they are more superior than every other animal on this planet, most dont even see themselves as animals, but they are, they're just a biological accident. Some act pretentious and sophisticated and call it culture to mask the fact that they have lost all relations with nature and have now become machines. Some hate nudity, but what they dont realise is that its the most real thing in their fake, sad, blinkered "lives". If humans hadn't slowed down their own natural selection then those pathetic excuse for humans would be dead and their corpses would feed real animals. ( If you found that sentence offensive then you are one of those humans, its not offensive, its real!) Take it back to basics.

by James93734 December 14, 2008

Human Warehouse

Nursing or retirement home. Any place where people reside in numbers while waiting for the end of life.

I need to go see my grandma at the human warehouse.

by Quilly The Porcupine January 26, 2011

human larvae

definition mostly used for human spawn under the age of four.

the patrons in the restaurant were praying that the parents would take their tantrum throwing, human larvae anywhere else !

by sandy clawz December 25, 2011

Humanity First

A uniting force, bring together humans of all walks of life, wanting nothing more than the prosperity of a Humans, even if it means at the expense of none humans' suffering.
The creators of this unifying power have been called "Xenophobes" or "Specieists" or "Silly", but they are none of these things, they just love Humanity First.

Ze 1:"Hey bro, you board?"

Ze 2:"Yeah, my 36th flat screen just lost its color tint and I don't have the money to fix it."

Ze 1:"Wanna go strip-mine an Alien planet for cash?"

Ze 2:"Hell yeah!"

# Humanity First

by HeatSignature April 24, 2018

Esprit D'Humanité

The feeling one gets when playing Cards Against Humanity. When the card you drew would have been perfect for the round you just played.

Goddamnit! I just drew "The Holocaust"! That would have been perfect for that last card! Such Esprit D'Humanité! - Disgruntled Cards Against Humanity player.

by Dr Johnsoñ January 27, 2014

Human Resources

Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.

That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.

by NylonPimp January 16, 2017

W human

Generally means when a person is good , kind-hearted , and is considered “Winning in life” . W stands for “Win” or “Winner” here

Mr. Brian Smith is a very heartwarming person , he is a W human who makes everyone have that fuzzy feeling inside

by AGuyWantingToHelp July 1, 2022