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Greg Heffley

a book character who is a proven sociopath. I probably just ruined your childhood.
by Cringe342 September 25, 2017
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hofflenosh

Hofflenosh / / n.; a debate/discussion/topic that resurfaces periodically with no change to anyone’s opinion made or likely

This word started as an attempt to place it into the Oxford English Dictionary.
The hofflenosh on the forum was eventually deleted
by The Hofflenosh Team February 15, 2005
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Greg Heffley

The main character from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books who is basically a sociopath. He treats his friends and family like shit and will do whatever it takes to get his way even if it means hurting someone mentally or psychically. He is also retarded for being in middle school since the first book came out in 2007.
by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017
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Hufflepuff

Hufflepuffs are known for being kind, loyal and loving. That is true. They are the kindest friends ever. Always caring for you, and are there when you need help.

They are sometimes known as weak. That is where you are wrong. If you ever, I mean EVER make them mad, you will regret it for probably the rest of your life. They may look sweet and innocent on the inside, but they are the exact opposite if you make them mad.

So watch out.
Person 1,"Hufflepuffs are weak!"
Fellow Hufflepuff, "WHAT did you just say?! Just try, to say it again, and see if you live..."
by The Crazy Hufflepuff Addict September 5, 2020
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Hoffless

When the smartest kid in class is absent, no one did the homework, no one can answer the teacher's questions, and no one knows what is going on.
Crap, Brandon isn't here, and I don't understand how to find the equillibrium for the aggregate supply/ aggregate demand curve. I am hoffless and screwed.
by Fanster March 25, 2007
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Helga Hufflepuff

Warning; Excessive ammounts of fandom are required to comprehend this.

Helga Hufflepuff was one of the four founders of Hogwarts over a thousand years ago, along with Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Her House was named Hufflepuff after her, people believe that it's the House you go to if you aren't brave, smart, or an ass, but Hufflepuff is often under-estimated. Students from Hufflepuff are usually the most friendly and hard-working students.

Helga Hufflepuff's symbol was the badger, as Ravenclaw's was the raven, Gryffindor's was the lion, and Slytherin's was the serpent.

SPOILER ALERT-

Hufflepuff had a cup that was passed down through the generations to a woman named Hepzibah Smith. Tom Riddle killed her, confunded her house-elf into believing it poisoned her cocoa, and stole the cup. Riddle then turned it into a Horcrux.
Students from Helga Hufflepuff's house kick ass.
by mary-mary June 9, 2009
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Hufferism

Anyone who exemplifies the following: Extremely loud and abnoxious, inconsiderate, having no tact, constant party fouls, and fucks fat bitches on the reg.
If your a complete dick, then chances are you have some Hufferisms in you.
by Skeeter Holliday December 6, 2009
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