Houston Mud Shovel

A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.

"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."

by MUMB Drumline August 24, 2011

south west houston

The South West side of Houston Texas

Alief texas is on the south west of houston

by Tasha May 13, 2005

Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the Central Division of the National League.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when the team began to play in the Houston Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Brick red, black and sand
Logo design: Red five-pointed star with the word "Astros" below it in script
Wild Card titles won (1): 2004
Division titles won (6): 1980, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001
National League pennants won (0): none
World Series championships won (0): not yet... but soon!
Main Rivals: St. Louis Cardinals, San Diego Padres, Texas Rangers, Chicago Cubs, Atlanta Braves

HAHA.. Cubbies Blow !

by CubbiesSwallow August 5, 2005

Houston Town Special

(aka: H-Town Special) When the Cincinnati Shuffle wasn’t enough, so you go back for round 2. This time with hot, cream-filled doughnuts in both hands used in a pissed off rage.

Billy: “I guess I didn’t do a good enough job the first time! You’ll be begging for mercy when I get finished with this Houston Town Special!”

William: “Dear God, please not again!”

by NillyBelson May 15, 2020

wet knee houston

When a girl sitting on the toilet and is peeing and her partner is pissing in between her legs at the same time while making passionate eye contact.

I wanted to give her a surprise so I gave her a wet knee Houston.

by Bobbyhinckley December 31, 2013

Houston Rockets

Lucky unlucky NBA team who managed to get a 22 win streak that got ended by the Celtics in the 2007-2008 season.

Dude: Wanna watch the Houston Rockets tonight?
Other Dude: No dude I don't want to jinks it they might lose.

by oogalaboogala00000 June 28, 2008

Houston Astros

A great but underachieving baseball team that makes it to the postseason nearly every year and will eventually win the World Series (knock on wood). They are one of the classiest teams ever and have many future hall of famers on their team with Jeff Bagwell, Craig Biggio, Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, etc. They assembled one of the best postseason pitching rotations in baseball history in 2005 with Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Roy Oswalt and don't forget the decent Brandon Backe.

I have and always will live and die with the Houston Astros.

by Guy in Ox. Woods October 6, 2005