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Housing

The act of wrapping a woman in typical carpet material and having sex with her through a hole in the back. For perfecting Housing use beer and food stained carpeting from the attic.
I was just Housing a chick when the telephone rang.

The Housing was fun but all the carpet slag got in my urethra.

I wish my floors weren't solid wood, I could go for some Housing.
by Drimicus September 27, 2008
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Housing reform movement

A movement that seeks to take apartments being rented away from landlords and give them to the renters.
John is in the housing reform movement.
by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2010
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Housing Benifit

1) For poor people in need of help with their housing
2) For imigrants who can't be fucked to get a job
3) Something you can cut by writing all the forms in English
4) Something that attracts pricks like me to write about it
1) Poor person: "I need housing benifit"
2) Imigrant: "I don't really need housing benifit, and I certainly wouldn't if I went and got a job"
3) French gimp: "I do not get this merde, I give in"
4) See above

Note: sorry for any slight racism
by Nick Clegg November 5, 2010
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military housing

An appartment, town home, or house in which a military member and family are placed without choice. Utilized to oppress service members family from normal day to day activities. Also used to conduct social experiments on those who occupy the premises without their concent. Ruled by an elite group of officers or one dictator.
What do you mean you can't make s'mores in your back yard? You must live in military housing.
by thatdudeguyperson May 24, 2016
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housing

when you drink red bull and get high and drunk (crunk) all at once. Its like crunk and a half.
Damnn Simeon you gotta stop housing before you pass out.

Tzolov was at a catch phrase party this weekend but he was bored so he just started housing and then the cops showed up and arrested him for pretending he was a jedi in the street.
by M ike April 27, 2008
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Waffle Housing

Fucking a girls pussy, till it "syrups" everywhere.
"this girl i fucked last night was waffle housing"-dude one
"dude, that's crazy"-dude two
by rawrchel March 24, 2010
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hypixel housing

A "gamemode" on hypixel with one of the most toxic communites right now.

But atleast Uriql is trying to make the community normal again.

The community became toxic at the end of 2019.

qMad is the worst housing owner, Lemminq has atleast good staff and is chill and llizzy just does some random shit and is money hungry af.
Person 1: Bro wanna play hypixel housing today?
Person 2: Nah, its toxic af and those eboys/egirls are annoying.
by GooseyXD October 26, 2020
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