hot pockets

Something xbox LIVE addicts eat

One example on xbox live says "I had to kill the dog for food because the hot pockets ran out."

by eatdogswhenhotpocketsrunout August 11, 2009

hot pocket

tingiling feeling between the leg and ankle..
usally caused by skateboarding

Chris:I just got hot pocket landing wrong on the 8 stair
John:Ha stupid shit take your shoes off.

by "BUM" February 09, 2010

hot pockets

what michael moore has had too many of

"if you keep eating those hot pockets you'll turn into michael moore!!"

by kkaatt January 01, 2006

Hot Pocket

A white guy who wears a red hat all the time who is an asshole.

Aleks: Jordan is such a Hot Pocket.
James: Yup.

by Aleksandr Marchant Vitalyevich February 17, 2014

Hot Pockets

The term used to identify individuals with any one of a number of venereal diseases.

Marcy went to the clinic, and before she even saw the doctor, everyone knew she had hot pockets.

by The Naked Klown May 25, 2008

hot pocket

the act of shitting in your hand and proceeding to masterbate with the stated hand.

Ethan gave himself a hot pocket then cried himself to sleep

by c-town July 06, 2004

Hot Pocket

When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.

Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"

Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"

by Fratty Brah October 15, 2013