hornery

horny + ornery

The irritable state resulting from not getting any

Man, I'm so hornery that girls don't wanna talk to me, it's a vicious circle.

by gooberbigglesnot October 8, 2004

Jack horsery

The act of screwing around like a jackass.

Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.

by Sweet Matty A March 6, 2019

Little Jack Horner

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole

Last night during sex, I surprised my girlfriend with a Little Jack Horner

by ChristmasPie April 21, 2020

Horseradish Mustache

1) When one drinks a Bloody Mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one's upper lip, creating a mustache.

2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex on one's woman from the rear.

eg 1) "Hey Mike, them boys are drinkin' your Bloody Marys so quickly they gots them some horseradish mustaches! Yee haw!"

eg 2) "Dude, had a terrible night last night. Christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. Ended up with a horseradish mustache."

by halpwr August 11, 2010

james horder

David: hey look it's james!
Jai: Don't talk to him he is a asshole!!
James: HeY BrUhs IM So CoOl I HaVe AiRPods And A GiRl Friend In mElBoRnE1

James horder is an ass bread collector

by Notdavid365 December 4, 2019

horseradish

adj.) utterly inaccurate

used to express an opinion of disbelief

His/Her teaching method is horseradish.

or

That referee call was horseradish, if you ask me.

by navigator883 November 6, 2009

Horcrux

The word Horcrux orginates in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince written by J.K Rowling. It means to rip the soul apart and place it in other objects for safe keeping.For this to happen the supreme act of evel must occur, murder. when he (Lord Voldemort) comitted his most import murders he performed the incatation which is unknown and split his soul with the power of each murder and placed those pieces of his soul in the six objects. he then hid the fragments of his soul around the world to make himself immortal, or as close as possible.

Lord Voldemort split his soul into seven horcruxes(Salazar Slytherins locket, Salazar Slytherins ring, Lord Voldemort's pet snake Nagini, Helga Hufflepuffs goblet, Lord Voldemort's diary from school *when he was known as Tom Marvolo Riddle*, something of Godric Gryffrindor's or Rowena Ravenclaw's, and then of course the piece left in his body!)

by eatsnow January 29, 2006